Friday, April 15, 2011

Oh, CAPTN, My CAPTN

I am pursuing a CAPTN certification.  Part of the certification process is to compose a poem literary essay or fictional short story on the topic of APT.  This is my composition.



Beware, my dear friends, of the A-P-T,
A threat so insidious it will make you flee!
It is here for your data and will use it for sin!
It is here to hack you and steal all your women!


A-P-T does descend from the Axis of Evil.
It attacks your resources like cotton, the weevil.
Through intrusion detection and strong firewalls
Like a venereal infection to a young man's... pride!


A-P-T's gonna get you, it's the new Boogie Man.
A-P-T's gonna own you, get out while you can!

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