Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sixteen Hosts

Sixteen Hosts
Sung to the tune of Sixteen Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford

Some people say my job is all about FUD.
They think I like to spend my days deep in the mud.
Deep in the mud where the data thrive.
None of your apps will make it out there alive.

You block 16 hosts, and what do you get?
Another day older and goals left unmet.
Don't you call me for a meeting 'cause I can't go!
I'm busy analyzing our Anonymous foe.

The Internet was born in a simpler time.
People didn't think how to use it for crime.
But now every day you're on a hacker's mind.
He'll steal all the data that that baddie can find.

You block 16 hosts, and what do you get?
Another day older and goals left unmet.
Don't you call me for a meeting 'cause I can't go!
I'm busy analyzing our Anonymous foe.

We try to lock it down, and we try to secure.
But some of our diseases just don't have a cure.
New viruses come and find their way home.
Stealin' all the passwords as the users go roam.

You block 16 hosts, and what do you get?
Another day older and goals left unmet.
Don't you call me for a meeting 'cause I can't go!
I'm busy analyzing our Anonymous foe.

"You canna change the laws of physics," said Scott.
And I can't do my job with the budget I got.
You expect me to find all the hackers inside.
But the wave of dangers makes me want to hide.

You block 16 hosts, and what do you get?
Another day older and goals left unmet.
Don't you call me for a meeting 'cause I can't go!
I'm busy analyzing our Anonymous foe.

If you see me walking down the hallway to you,
Don't tell me you have got something better to do.
Security is not just only my job.
Your lack of clue makes me want to sob.

You block 16 hosts, and what do you get?
Another day older and goals left unmet.
Don't you call me for a meeting 'cause I can't go!
I'm busy analyzing our Anonymous foe.

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