Wednesday, May 6, 2015

SPC 2015 - CISO HULK

CISO HULK NEW TO JOB.  CISO HULK MUST SING AWAY PAIN.


CISO HULK


HULK GET JOB IN INFOSEC
CISO ROLE IN HIGHER ED
HULK IS MAD BUT HULK IS SCARED
HULK NOT KNOW WHAT IN FOLKS' HEAD

HULK SEE YOU THINK YOU GET MAIL
BARRISTER NO KNOW YOUR NAME
HULK SEE KIDS USE P2P
HULK SEE THIEVING FACEBOOK GAME

HULK DID RESEARCH, BUT NO MORE
FISMA RULES RUIN ALL HULK GRANTS
HIPPA RULES, THEY MAKE BAD TOO
HULK RESEARCH LIKE HIS TORN PANTS

HULK SEE HOLES IN ERP
HULK FIND BAD WEB CROSS-SITE SCRIPT
SQL GET INJECTION
THAT WEBSITE, LIKE SHIRT, IS RIPPED.

HULK MUST BUILD INFOSEC JOB
HULK ASK BOSS FOR LOTS MORE CASH
HULK NO GET, HULK MUST GET BY
ALL THIS STUFF JUST MAKE HULK SMASH

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